excerpt from "Literal Land"

Last night, Emma Jean was ready to crash before 7pm bedtime. I went into her room to tuck her in and I asked her, "Oh baby, are you just pooped out?"

She replied, "Well, I actually pooped out a little bit, but no diarrhea or anything."

You'd think by now I would know to choose my words more carefully.

"God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me."
Genesis 21:6